SIMPSON SEE, SIMPSON DO
By The FrinkMan
Lisa Simpson was awakened by her brother Bart. She glanced with bleary eyes at her alarm clock, which showed 12:20am.
“Bart, it’s after midnight. Why did you wake me?” Lisa said sleepily.
“Come with me, I gotta show you something!” replied Bart.
Normally, Lisa would refuse a vague invitation like this coming from her trouble-prone brother, but in her sleepy state she was highly suggestible. She stumbled out of bed and followed Bart like some kind of automaton.
“Whatever it is, I’ll just take a quick look and get back to bed,” Lisa thought to herself.
She didn’t even react when Bart lead her up to the attic. Lisa followed him to a particular corner, where Bart deftly removed a couple of floorboards and pulled aside some of the Krusty-Brand™ Home Insulation (“Now almost 80% asbestos free!”). He put a finger to his mouth and motioned his sister to look underneath it.